"I’m not sure how long a person can last with a knife wound in their side. I know that they’re hunting me still. In case this is the last thing I ever write, I suppose I should record for you what I know about my father’s death, about the woman, about the three dead men, about the assassins and this whole sordid conspiracy."
- "THE SUNLESS SEA"
DICK WIENER'S CARIBBEAN CHRISTMAS
AN OVERSTUFFED SEQUEL
AVAILABLE JUNE 30, 2020
There's trouble in paradise...and hilarious fun!
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Dick Wiener traveled back in time and saved the world. Now, he just wants some rest and relaxation. But there's trouble lurking beneath the turquoise waters near Cayo Pene. A mutiny on Dick's prized yacht, the Salty Surprise, leaves the toilet-salesman-turned-hero marooned in the tropics, with his family missing.
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When Dick crosses paths with drug smuggler and foodie Chavo Cortes, their stories intertwine over a cheeseburger, a half-ton of cocaine and a misplaced hand grenade. They're joined by Busty Bixby, an adult film star and assassin, and Father McKill, a hitman for Jesus, who shows up in a storm of bullets with Wiener's name on them.
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But nothing is what it seems on this imperfect getaway. They've plunged neck deep into a sinister Caribbean conspiracy masterminded by a shadowy figure from Dick's past.
With his family missing and the birthday of the Lord approaching, Wiener enlists a band of misfits, murderers and fools to fight back. Facing pirates, profiteers, a drug kingpin and a deranged nuclear sub captain who all aim to scuttle Dick's dream vacation, the only way to save Christmas--and to save his family from a watery grave--is to kick some ass...again.
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Epic adventure awaits...
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"An exciting conspiracy thriller charged with intrigue and action." -Susan Sewell
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Everything's under CTRL.
A Storm gathers. The lines between fiction and reality blur.
Small-time blogger Jane Harlow doesn't want to believe. She lives in a world of hard facts, but when a mysterious stranger arrives alleging shocking secrets about her father's murder, Jane's life quickly unravels. She is in danger. Friends and family are indistinguishable from agents of a shadowy Cabal.
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She must choose--believe or die.
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Businessman John McCarthy wants the simple life--fishing in the tropics. But no matter how far he runs, he can't escape the controversy over the company he founded. Halfway around the world, a disaster unites him with a young woman who could open his eyes to the truth, or she might be the death of him.
The harrowing trail of clues left by a killer leads Jane on a desperate chase to the ends of the Earth--and to the part of her past she can't escape. The FBI and one determined detective pursue her every step of the way. Each revelation is more unnerving than the last. Each one challenges the reality they think they see. Everyone is a threat now.
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The world is coming apart. To survive, Jane must reckon with the greatest lie in human history.
Everything she thought she knew was wrong. Where one goes, they all go.
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The Sunless Sea will reveal the truth.
"An engaging story with a complex plot that kept me guessing until the very end...The plot's pace and intensity build as the story progresses, snowballing to a smashing finale."
-Readers' Favorite Reviews
"A man called El Chacal, The Jackal, would deliver further instructions via the phone. Chavo didn’t know El Chacal, and he thought perhaps that might be for the best, as men with names like The Jackal weren’t usually the kinds of people you wanted to have a beer with."
- "Dick Wiener's Caribbean Christmas: An Overstuffed Sequel"
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Mild-mannered toilet company executive Richard Wiener faces a high-stakes race against time to stop a world altering calamity, but things aren't what they seem in this reality-bending adventure.
Soon, Dick Wiener and his band of misfits confront the ultimate twist: is the bumbling Dick Wiener actually humanity's greatest threat?
Past and future collide with unexpectedly hilarious results as an unfortunately-named anti-hero must choose whether to save the world... or to save himself.
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"Professor Waxworks was a hefty man, but he was not overly broad in the beam, and so he did not believe it possible that he had excreted enough body soil by nine in the morning to release such a pungent stench. This was the smell of a man who had been unwashed for several days, at least."
- "Dick Wiener Must Die! A Story Of Redemption"
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Luther Banks is a television producer and lifelong storyteller who now devotes his energies to fiction writing. His stories aim to capture the human condition in all of its aspects, including those that mainstream literature conveniently ignores. In his free time, he enjoys the beach, spending time in nature, and doing the three W's of life: woodworking, wine tasting, and writing (and wizardry).
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His latest work is entitled "Dick Wiener Must Die! A Story Of Redemption."